ola k ase
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

white buoys be like
explosm:

By @TheKrisWilson. I’m going to go read some more comics over at http://www.explosm.net/comics , but you can do whatever.

explosm:

By . I’m going to go read some more comics over at , but you can do whatever.

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

unicorn-avengers:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

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this is a perfect representation of my life

pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

mishasminions:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

#PHOTOGRAPHY

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee