ola k ase

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

cracked:

[Swaim on Tumblr]
shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

rect:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

this does not look like the moon I just saw

rect:

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

this does not look like the moon I just saw

cracked:

thisdanobrien:

Pretty excited about the After Hours episode I wrote today.

From Dan’s brain in March to actual Internet life in April:

cracked:

thisdanobrien:

Pretty excited about the After Hours episode I wrote today.

From Dan’s brain in March to actual Internet life in April:

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

explosm:

By Rob. Http://www.explosm.net is probably the best place to

explosm:

By Rob. Http://www.explosm.net is probably the best place to

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

nbcsnl:

On a journey to find Jim.

nbcsnl:

On a journey to find Jim.

cracked:

George is saying it’s clobberin’ time.
23 Awesome Casting Changes That Would Save Bad Movies

cracked:

George is saying it’s clobberin’ time.

23 Awesome Casting Changes That Would Save Bad Movies

outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

anus:

this bad taxadermy kinda reminds me of aziz ansari

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

anus:

this bad taxadermy kinda reminds me of aziz ansari

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ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un