shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)
OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE
This. Is bad ass.
Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!
omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL
Is it weird if I save this to my phone and text it to people when they say something I disagree with?
That way they will see exactly how I would look disagreeing with them.
I don’t think this is what GIFs were made for.
Taylor on tumblr is the greatest thing.
Please read this poem I wrote in first grade
not again robert, think of the children
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.